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  • GOP Donors' Favorite Dem Kyrsten Sinema Spent Last Week In Europe For Some Important Reason
    on October 18, 2021

    It's been three months since Democratic Senator Kyrsten Sinema declared her opposition to Joe Biden's Build Back Better reconciliation bill, and no one has any idea what she actually wants. She's said she won't negotiate in public through the media, and she doesn't negotiate all that much in […]

  • Adam Kinzinger Isn't Your BFF, And Chuck Todd Still Sucks
    on October 18, 2021

    The Sunday shows were back at it again this week, looking like news but offering no new information.Let's jump in.Adam Kinzinger Is Not Your BFFIllinois GOP Rep. Adam Kinzinger has gotten a lot of praise for being anti-Donald Trump and anti-coup. This has made him a favorite of news shows that […]

  • Capitol Rioter May Claim Trump Authorized His Tasing Of Officer Michael Fanone
    on October 18, 2021

    In the last year, many of those who attacked the Capitol on January 6 have claimed, in their defenses, that they should be found innocent because they were just following Donald Trump's orders. Perhaps most famously, the lawyer for the QAnon shaman argued that his client was not only "just […]

  • Marjorie Taylor Greene Promotes ‘National Divorce’ Between MAGA, Normal People
    on October 18, 2021

    Last week, GOP rep/wannabe BuzzFeed poll writer asked her Twitter followers if America should have a “national divorce," we guess because openly calling for sedition is always fun. TwitterAccording to the final (and very scientific!) results, 43 percent of participants would like a split between […]

  • Mondays With Psaki! October 18, 2021! Which Is Today!
    on October 18, 2021

    Monday, Monday, Monday. youtu.be Follow Evan Hurst on Twitter.Wonkette is funded ENTIRELY by a few thousand people like you. If you're not already, would you pls consider being the few thousandth and one?How often would you like to donate? Just once Monthly Select an amount […]

  • Trump Threatens To Tank GOP In Midterms If Party Fails To Pucker Up And Kiss His Ass
    on October 18, 2021

    Donald Trump, the parasite devouring the Republican party from within, has a warning about the 2022 midterms. "If we don't solve the Presidential Election Fraud of 2020 (which we have thoroughly and conclusively documented), Republicans will not be voting in '22 or '24," he whined last week on […]

  • Concerned Parents Lose, Students Win, Metalhead Principal Gets To Stay
    on October 18, 2021

    Last week, we brought you the story of how a bunch of "concerned parents" were trying to get an awesome Canadian school principal -- Eden High School principal Sharon Burns, in St. Catharines, Ontario -- fired because they thought she was encouraging the children to worship Satan by posting […]

  • Colin Powell Was Vaccinated But Also Living With Cancer. Which Part Will Anti-Vaxxers Tell The Truth About?
    on October 18, 2021

    Colin Powell, the first Black secretary of State, has died at 84 from complications related to COVID-19. Powell was vaccinated, and he was living with multiple myeloma, a form of blood cancer that would've made it harder to fight off breakthrough infections. Nonetheless, this will unfortunately […]

  • Republicans, Media Just Want To Know What Kind Of Sissy Takes Paternity Leave Anyway
    on October 18, 2021

    Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg just got back from paternity leave, but horrible people (i.e. Republicans) are acting as if he's Ferris Bueller skipping out on his responsibilities and singing "Danke Schoen" on a parade float. The Washington Post offered some classic “both sides" […]

  • No, It’s Not Normal That Donald Trump Thinks He’s Still ‘Your’ President
    on October 18, 2021

    Friday, David Corn at Mother Jones wondered why nine months after President Joe Biden's inauguration, Donald Trump is still sending emails as “President Donald J. Trump" with the subject line “A message from your President" (he's no one's president). However, Maggie Haberman at the New York […]

  • Bonnie And Clyde Facts That Historians Kept Quiet! Tabs, Mon., Oct. 18, 2021
    on October 18, 2021

    Ninety seconds of rage. A deep report on ... fuckin' A. Anyway, 1/6 bullshit, and the saints and kindly men who tried to kill the police. — New York TimesWhat does beautiful, brilliant, wise Kyrsten Sinema want? Five theories from Jonathan Chait! (New York mag)Americans would like to tax the rich […]

  • Wonkette's Weekend Live Chat Embarks On A World Tour With Kyrsten Sinema!
    on October 17, 2021

    It's two weeks until Halloween! Have you purchased the candy you'll spend all of November eating because not nearly enough kids showed up at your house? (Also, you probably deliberately bought too many bags of fun-sized Snickers.)Join Robyn and me for another exciting wrap up of the week's top […]

  • What Do We Think This Lady's Airplane COVID Ted Talk Was Going To Be About?
    on October 17, 2021

    One of the joys of the modern age is that we can all experience the thrill of watching people losing their shit on a plane from the comfort of our own home. Like this one lady, whose name and identity we may never know, who brought a microphone for the purpose of getting up, interrupting someone's […]

  • Look Younger And More Vibrant With Jesus Lady's Plan To Cast Out Evil Spirits Of Death
    on October 16, 2021

    Meet Katie Souza! She's a kooky gal who supposedly led a life of crime and drugs and danger before becoming an evangelist. In a recent (okay, two weeks ago but I kept meaning to get to it!) episode of "Sid Roth's 'It's Supernatural!,' one of my favorite fundie talk shows on the YouTube because of […]

  • Whether It Passes Or Not, We're Gonna Pay For Everything In The Reconciliation Bill Somehow
    on October 16, 2021

    This week, in his latest tantrum, Joe Manchin — who loves babies so much that he wants to force us all to have them against our will — told Democrats that he will allow them to pick one (1) program out of the four programs in the reconciliation bill meant to help working families and ditch the […]